The Morning Coffee............Your one Cyber Stop

**RipperBendix** · April 21st, 2005, 12:36 PM

this is so funny...

"yes, congratulations Mort!"
"No donuts FOR YOU! Let your ?$?$%% hubby get you some. yarrrgh!"
"No, really...CONGRATS!"
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oh yeah, CONGRATS, Morty [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**baimun** · April 21st, 2005, 12:44 PM

>baimun just sits in the center of the room.... confused<

I don't watch soap operas... who married who?

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**RipperBendix** · April 21st, 2005, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Funny Baimun haha:
>baimun just sits in the center of the room.... confused<

I don't watch soap operas... who married who?

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Brace yourself, Mort's getting married.
And yeah, I am trying to ignore ZE HOFF in your avatar picture...memories of blinky-lights leather jackets and cheesy popsongs are haunting me enough as it is [img]wink.gif[/img]

**baimun** · April 21st, 2005, 12:50 PM

I got that part.... but to whom?

David Hasslehoff???

(You guys are acting like you already knew because he told you.... or did I just miss somthing? )

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[ April 21, 2005 10:07 AM: Message edited by: Funny Baimun haha ]

**baimun** · April 21st, 2005, 01:14 PM

Okay... I just found the other post with the "I'm going to be playing softball again" post....

And you know, I READ THAT POST. [img]confused.gif[/img]

Damned ADD.... you guys CAN'T do that shit to people like me!!! Important info goes at the BEGINNING of the message... not mixed 3/4ths of the way through!!!!!

Hey, how's it going... I just wanted to let everyone know that the library is having a fund raiser. They'll be selling hand-knitted pot holders from the ladies auxillary. Todd's gong to be there and will have a raffle to give away ownership of the company to one lucky Unreal boarder. Juice and cookies will also be provided.

Boarder: "Hey Baimun... why didn't you go to the HUGE event at the library???"

Baimun: "I didn't need any potholders."

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[ April 21, 2005 10:16 AM: Message edited by: Funny Baimun haha ]

**316what** · April 21st, 2005, 01:23 PM

Morning all. Haven't been around much lately due to some classes at work. Being in class = no internet access. [img]frown.gif[/img]

No coffee for me though. I'll stick with my water so I'm hydrated for my afternoon jog. Trying to lose my winter hybernation girth, lol.

**baimun** · April 21st, 2005, 01:24 PM

Apparently... in my A.D.D. induced delirium, I've become the only one in the Coffee Shop....

>strips down to boxer shorts... turns the music up loud... puts on sunglasses.... begins to do the "Risky Business Dance"<

Just take those old records off the shelf...

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